Happy birthday Karah
You are one of my best friends
Our friendship is one that will never end
At least, not on my part.
Hopefully you won’t get really mad at me and stuff
and decide to end it.
That would suck.
Your birthday is close to Halloween
Which I think is really keen.
My birthday is close to Groundhogs Day.
Not as cool.
I like the little stomping dance you do
when you drink a vodka shot.
And when you wear tight shirts? You look super hot.
You’re a good dancer and you debate like a pro
It makes me wanna be more like you
You like to swig Hamms and of sports you are fan.
I only really like sports if I have a Hamms in hand.
Watching football with you is fun, though.
You yell really loudly, like “FUCK YOU, MAN”
while I just smile and nod and pretend like I know you’re talking about.
This is your birthday poem.
I’m sorry it’s so late!
I started working on it a month ago,
But slipped from me, the October and November dates.
I was busy with stuff.
That’s no excuse!
So when you see me you can beat me rough
But only if we have some beers when you set me loose.
So happy birthday to you, Karah
Crack-a-lactin’ like Safe Actin’ Tinactin.